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    April 20, 2005

    How to get even with that Asshole at work.

    ITEM'S NEEDED-The Clapper and an evil disposition
    Step 1 Buy the Clapper. Plug a coworker's computer into it, then attach the Clapper to the outlet

    Step 2 Wait until the annoying chump finishes a mountain of work. As he's about to hit "Save," clap, cough or hit the file cabinet twice. System crash!

    Step 3 Let the obscenities die down and as the poor guy is rebooting, console him … with two friendly—and loud—pats on the back.

    Step 4 Giggle your ass off.

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