Weblog Commenting and Trackback by HaloScan.com
  • My 100 Things
  • << Home

  • Blogroll Me!
    Sque's Links


    My version of a Totally Sque'd reality!

    August 23, 2005

    Save, Save, Save! That's my new motto!

    I am finding that I'm liking this new job more and more each day. I had no idea that companies were so concerned about saving on gasoline! I kid you not, my company [which shall remain nameless because they have a strict blogging policy! Ugh!] actually gives cash incentives to those who carpool. They also hold monthly luncheons for those who are looking for others in their area to carpool with. There are incentives for using public transportation and they will allow certain employee's to work from home now when possible. They have also installed some very nice kitchen facilities [2 on each floor] for employee's to make lunches and some co-workers even take turns preparing lunch meals each day to feed x number of people. All you have to do to participate is cook 1 meal per 13 days that will feed x number of people. The number changes periodically as more gain interest or no longer wish to participate. I just recently joind that particular bandwagon myself! The reason they've done this is an effort to help us avoid leaving work for lunch and again, avoid wasting even more gasoline and money of course. I'm guessing this is the same reason they implemented in house day care as well. Of course there are other bonuses to that. I know if I had kids, I would love the fact that I wasn't across town if my child needed me!

    Yesterday, we received a memo that they are building a very large workout type facility that will be available to us next Spring. These facilities will include a swimming pool, saunas, showers, an indoor track, workout equipment, free weights, cardiovascular workouts, raquetball courts, basketball courts, aerobics and trainers to assist us with daily workout needs! I can't remember everything they listed, but it was a huge list to be sure! I am totally jazzed about this!

    I am very impressed to say the least. I'm kinda getting into this whole economical savings thing. In fact, I may even start doing my dishes, showering and getting ready for work each morning right there at the office! You know...Just to save water and stuff! I wonder if any of my future dinner guests would freak out I did my dishes while I shower?
    August 18, 2005

    How did this happen?!!

    Today....Patrick Swayze is 51 years old. Yes, you heard me correctly FIFTYFRIGGENONE!!! Is it just me or does FIFTYONE sound like he's got one foot in the grave already?! I am just dumbfounded. Patrick Swayze used to be such a cute boy and now he is FIFTY ONE? How do things like this this happen? You don't just go from drop dead gorgeous, hunk-o-burnin' love status to fiftyone overnight!

    This has to be one of the greatest love scenes of my generation.

    But OH.MY.GOD HE'S FIFTYONE!!! We must take him out back and shoot him now because I do not want to ever in my lifetime admit to lusting over someone who is actually FIFTYONE!!!
    August 12, 2005

    What time zone is this again?!

    So I was up late last night, ass deep in boxes and apparently totally consumed with finding things and putting them in their rightful places. I felt a yawn coming on, turned to look around for a clock to see what time it might be and found there wasn't a clock in sight. I hadn't gotten around to unpacking any clocks yet. About 6 boxes later I was on the floor in the bathroom emptying... [you guessed it] ...A BOX and I'd almost fallen asleep right there holding a box of tampons and Desitin ointment. Don't ask. I have no idea whatsoever why I have a tube of Desitin in my possession. Maybe I had a buttrash that I don't recall having or perhaps I was in a pinch for some white face paint and had to improvise. I dunno. I cannot explain it and it may well be The Mystery of The Century, which shouldn't be confused with The Trial of The Century, but perhaps Michael would like to borrow my Desitin?! Ya know, in case he is in need of some white face paint. And has to improvise.


    Don't look at me like that! I'm just sayin'.

    Anyway, moments later I was rummaging through several boxes in search of a clock and then it dawned on me! My computer has a clock! Quick run to the computer and my lord it's 4:22 AM! EEEK! Yeah, so I brushed my teeth and went to bed and guess what?

    I just woke up.

    And its 4:08 PM.

    This isn't good news people.

    I have had my new job a total of 5 days and not only have I WAYYYY overslept, but I also did not call in to tell them I would not be gracing them with my presence today.

    Smooth move eh?

    I have no idea how I am going to explain this and a good excuse hasn't fallen out of the sky yet either.

    I could tell them that there was a family emergency I suppose, but I am always afraid if I use something like that for an excuse we will actually HAVE a family emergency and then I wouldn't be able to live with myself and well, I really don't have anyone else to live with and if I have to move out, who else would there be for me to talk to around here?


    Don't say it.

    I'll just go pick up that prescription now!
    August 10, 2005

    Whole lot'o shakin' going' on

    Okay...Everyone breathe with me now! Inhale in...And exhale slowly. Deep cleansing breath in, deep cleansing breath out. Okay, stop. You're beginning to sound like obscene phone callers!!!

    I promise everything is fine with me. I will confess that I was having a rough time if it for a while. From the time Brian and I broke up, through the end of June, things were a bit crazy around here and the craziness became a bit overwhelming. Rest assured that I have pulled myself together and things are going well now.

    I didn't set out to totally ignore my blog and I have missed you guys like crazy. I have so much to update on it isn't even funny! I've moved...Also landed a new job too! I am extremely happy about that! Things seem to be on a much more positive track now and I am feeling much, much better all around.

    So hang in there guys! I'm workin' like a dog getting things wrapped up with the move and I'll be blogging again in no time! I promise!!! Thank you all for your concern and encouragement and emails and care and support and jokes and all the pornography links and the discount Viagra links and the penis enlargement information. You guys really know how to come through for a buddy and make her feel better! You guys are so awesome!

    What's that?

    You didn't send the porn, Viagra and bigger weenie information?

    *Crickets begin chirping*
    Jack LaLanne Juicer

    Who Links Here